Online Scale: The New and Upcoming Invention

So. I was talking with my dear friend Preston Kent Sadleir and we were discussing my need to have a Weight Watchers meeting in any city I choose to live in. What can I say? There are few things more motivating than a bunch of really fat old ladies cheering on my successful 1.2 weight loss for the week. Anyways. SO. He brought up a good point. We can google almost anything. Example: " I need help on this math problem... I'll google a calculator" or, "How do I spell this word... I'll google a dictionary!" or "I need a new outfit... I'll find it on google." ...the list goes on. Why not "I wonder how much I weigh... I'll google it!" Why shouldn't I be able to google a scale? Why can't I easily step on my computer and it weigh me just like I ask the computer about everything else in my life? The image of some girl typing in "Weigh myself" into the google search box, feeling insecure about her weight compared to the other anorexic girls at her stupid junior high just makes me laugh. But even better, the image of her standing on her computer, waiting for a number to appear on the screen. Hilarious. Simple really. It shall be done. We will make it happen...